Pounded in the Patch (Dark Nights Collection)

by Dana LeeAnn

A literary masterpiece? No, baby. This is a spooky fucking ride.

For those who want their pumpkin spice with a side of being absolutely ruined by a masked man

Because that's what I do best—I fixate.

Same, babes.

"I thought you'd appreciate the festivity of it."

I do.

a vibrator, but not just any vibrator. It's shaped like candy corn, orange and yellow and white, and it's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

Bless.