My Boyfriends Are All Monsters

by Kimberly Lemming

My ankle hurt like a motherfucker. “This is what I get for taking my Black ass out in nature. This fresh air is an attack. I could have been home with a margarita, watching Love Is Blind. That’s it; I’m swearing off men. Dating is the evil of this world, and I will find a convent to become a fucking nun.”