“I’m obsessed with tacos. My therapist says it’s not really about tacos, it’s about unresolved childhood trauma and the tacos are just like a placeholder or something, a stand-in for my real emotional issues, which I think is just silly because anyone who’s ever had good carnitas will tell you that they’re the opposite of traumatic, they’re basically heaven on a plate, but she’s the one with all the expensive degrees. Anyway, the point is—”
