Spicy Little Curses

by J.T. Geissinger

It’s a time-tested truth that the best-looking men are always the absolute worst.

Alright so this was written by a man and I won’t be convinced otherwise

But no. I had to go and get tangled up in something much worse than a ghost story. Namely, feelings.

Yeah yup ok no doubt in my mind now that a man wrote this

“That wasn’t a good enough reason,” I said, my voice raw.

Yeah once only a man would consider sexual assault sexy

This is the weirdest thing that’s ever happened to me. Which is saying something, considering I once accidentally joined a cult because they had really good tacos.”

Yup only a man would write something like this and think it eats I’m different from other girls I like good food 🤭 bffr 🤢