Hot for Slayer

by Ali Hazelwood

My motto is: If I have to suck someone dry every few weeks, why not make it a Goldman Sachs executive?

Teenage Dirtbag Vampire was there, waiting for me,

Is that a stake in his pocket, or is he just glad to see me?

might not remember my name, or anything about who I am. But I could never be near you and not know exactly what you are to me.”

I was told that vampires were a detriment to this world. But it was obvious that you made others’ lives easier. And looking at you, I couldn’t help but think that the world was better. Because you were in it.”