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My motto is: If I have to suck someone dry every few weeks, why not make it a Goldman Sachs executive?
Jordan Foster
Real
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Kill him now. Kill. Him. Now. But I don’t. Because I’m too busy listening to the five words that change my life forever. “Who the hell are you?”
Jordan Foster
Gasp
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He stares, unimpressed. “And our work is . . .” “You know. This and that.” I shrug, hoping he’ll assume we DoorDash for a living and leave it at that.
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He stares. Stares. Stares. And right when I’m sure he’s going to end me, he says, “Ethel?” “Yeah?” “I know that I hit my head. But what happened to yours?”
Jordan Foster
This book is actually so funny
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An impatient sigh interrupts me, and he crowds me even more against the cushions, which presses him close enough to me that . . . Oh my God. Is that a stake in his pocket, or is he just glad to see me?
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“I didn’t know that an apple murdered your family.”