“Why am I an asshole?” He’s scowling now. “Several reasons.” “Such as?” “You . . .” Are a literal vampire killer. “Because.” “You didn’t list any reason.” I huff. “You wear sunglasses inside, for one.” 23 His face falls, mortified. Mafia boss? No problem. Douchebag? A line must be drawn. “Do I really?”
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