Hot for Slayer

by Ali Hazelwood

“It was one-sided,” he tells me after he’s done chewing. “From you.” “What?” “The dislike.” “I assure you, it was not.” “And I assure you, when I look at you, I feel anything but that.”

WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I FEEL ANYTHING BUT THAT OHHHHH HORNY MEMORY LOSS LAZLO