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what’s a girl to do when the only constant presence during the last millennium of her life has been a guy who’s contractually mandated to murder her?
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“Look at you,”
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“Flushed and plump and beautiful. You just fed, didn’t you?”
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“You’re going to have to knock me out if you want me to shut up until sunrise.”
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“And deprive myself of your company?”
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“Ne...
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“As long as you don’t let anyone get to you before I do, Aethelthryth.” “Oh, don’t worry. I’ll always save myself for you.”
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When he noticed my eyes on him, he lifted the blade up to his face. And with a smile that did not feel like a smile, he began to lick it clean of my blood. It was . . . Well. It just was.
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Today, nearly thirty-six years after that night in Germany, his arms wrap tight around me, his body is a heavy blanket above mine, and his only purpose seems to be shielding me from the sunlight. Today, Lazlo Enyedi saved my life.
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Vampires suck—no pun intended—and
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My motto is: If I have to suck someone dry every few weeks, why not make it a Goldman Sachs executive?
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“I know what’s mine,”
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“No offense, but someone who won’t know whether he’s circumcised until he takes a peek inside his underwear may have less-than-excellent instincts
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“Why am I an asshole?”
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“Because.” “You didn’t list any reason.”
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“You wear sunglasses inside, for one.”
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I cannot help wondering why I didn’t once think of that night in the past sixty years.
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And, oddly enough, I cannot help wondering if he ever did.
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Our species has a clear case of hot-girl tummy, and I’m grateful to the twenty-first century for giving us a final diagnosis.
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“It was one-sided,” he tells me after he’s done chewing. “From you.” “What?”
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“The dislike.” “I assure you, it was not.” “And I assure you, when I look at you, I feel anything but that.”
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Vampires don’t sleep.
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no rest, no quiet, no respite from our evil deeds.
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We are condemned to an eternity of staring at empty walls and reflecting on what we have done, all in the hope of...
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“I might not remember my name, or anything about who I am. But I could never be near you and not know exactly what you are to me.”
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“I told you, Ethel. I know how I feel about you. And I know how you feel, too.”
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“I know your smell. I know your skin. Your hair. It’s all familiar. I have it all memorized. And I dream of you—of this. So many dreams, all so different, we must have done it a million times, in a million different ways. Tell me what you’re hiding from me, let’s get this over with, and then let’s do it a million more times.”
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“Some lives run invisibly. Undetected by most. And when a person comes along who sees those lives for what they are, who acknowledges their reality, who reminds people that there is value in different ways of existing . . . A minute of that is worth more than a thousand nights with a lover. Wouldn’t you agree?”
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“Aethelthryth, nothing would make me happier than having you with me here, or in any other place that I will call home, for as long as I live. Please, come in.”
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“I didn’t suddenly find you anything. I always knew you were . . . cute.”
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for the first time since I was turned into a slayer, I realized that you were not as soulless as I had 79been taught. You were rational. You had feelings. You thought of more than just your own desires.”