“Jade,” Bryelle cut in, already bracing, “if you tell me you dry humped that man—” I groaned and covered my face like that would erase the memory. “Oh my God.” “Girl. You are almost forty,” Fallon said, horrified like I’d confessed to shoplifting from church. “Please. Stop this.” “Y’all acting like I’m just out here grinding on strangers at Costco,” I defended myself. “When's the last time I did that? Besides, there’s an age limit now? Since when?!” “Since our insurance premiums went up and sneezing became a full-body threat,” Ariana said, sipping her wine like it was medicinal. “You humped a
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this whole bit is funny as hell
