Scary in Love

by Holly June Smith

“I’m not offended by your language, I’m offended by the sentiment. People use ‘pussy’ like it’s a weak thing. Everyone knows balls are way more sensitive, and pussies can take a good pounding any day of the week. And in this case, my date was one hundred percent testicle.”

I’d let him put me in a headlock. With his thighs, ideally.