Denim & Diamonds

by Penelope Ward

“Rumor has it his ex wanted a life outside of this small town. Didn’t want to be stuck here. She knew Brock couldn’t leave, with all his businesses and brothers and such. So she left him. Brock hasn’t been seen with anyone since. Brokenhearted, I guess.”

Clear your head, not give head, Feb. Don’t misunderstand the assignment. I laughed

They don’t teach common sense in handbag school, do they?”

“Let me get this straight… You had no clue the mic was on, and everyone in the audience at some hurdy-turdy fashion show heard you having sex?”