Futuristic Violence and Fancy Suits (Zoey Ashe, #1)

by Jason Pargin

as any mass transit commuter can tell you, the only way to counter the dark powers of the mentally ill is to avoid eye contact.

“I get it. You’re a handsome Latin action hero. I’m a trailer troll with the wrong eating disorder. Stop freaking out about it, you can surely resist the temptation of little ol’ me.”