Jonas is playing tonight, which is why we’ve let him sleep so much during our flight and in two days, it’s Sofia’s extravagant holiday party. Something Damon is invited to, and I’ll be going as his plus-one. I’ll be meeting the great, John Weston Monroe and his wife, Sofia Paloma-Monroe, my girlfriend’s parents… as her doctor’s boyfriend. What the fuck have I allowed my life to become?
