Bad Date
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She’s generous too. She noticed that I didn’t tip the waiter—I don’t believe in it, they get paid enough already—so she went back and left a £20 note on the table.
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A no will always turn into a yes if you only persist—that’s what my mother always said.
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They really should teach kids more in school about online safety, make them aware that any old weirdo could be out there, talking to them.
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They’re never subtle, these guys. Not very bright either, most of them. Some even use their own names, or at least reuse the same fake name across accounts—podcast reviews, social media, one-star fake vet reviews.
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Online Mortal Kombat. That’s how I identified Oliver Sharpe.
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“Oh, well, I don’t want to bog you down in too much detail . . .” he says before launching into a very full and very intricate account of whatever it is he supposedly does. I tune out quite rapidly.
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But when we realised we needed to move two bodies because the house was about to be repossessed? Well, what better place to dump them than the back garden of the man who had masterminded their murders?