Bad Date

by Ellery Lloyd

Anyway, as regular Ride or Die fans will know, this is the podcast where two basic besties talk about life, love, and our laughably terrible choices. I should warn listeners that this episode contains strong language and adult themes, but if you lot didn’t love it, then there wouldn’t be seven million of you tuning in every week. Today, we’ll be talking about online dating . . .

I’ve always believed in love at first sight, but I’ve never actually experienced it until now. The only way to describe it is a serene certainty, your soul saying: There you are, at last.

Just as, all evening, I have been pretending not to know that it is Fay Roper who is sitting across the table from me.