Everybody knew that I was the worst when it came to being on my phone. If you had some shit to tell me, you better had caught me when you saw me. The only person that could get me on the phone was Mina, and now that she got her own phone, she had been obsessed with sending me emojis because she thought it was cute. When she sent me an eggplant emoji, I was confused and figured she wanted eggplant parm and went to her favorite Italian spot in Brooklyn that she had loved. Imagine my surprise when I came home with a pan of fucking eggplant parm, and that shit meant something different.
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