"Don't mind Ethel, she's just ornery because no man ever went shopping for her, if you know what I mean." "Bartholomew Macleod, I'll tell your wife you said that to me," Ethel threatened. Bart shrugged. "Go ahead, she knows you're not getting any, either." Ethel gasped. "Well, I never!" Bart laughed. "Probably part of your problem."
