the first time I met Rowan was in my junior year, when I was running an underground business of testing girls’ boyfriends to see if they were cheaters and would fall for my flirting. Spoiler: so, so many did. At that point, I was targeting different frat boys and trust-fund babies almost every week, using my unique skills to help out my friends and friends of friends. He judged me back then, too, though I’ll admit, it probably did look strange that I was always out with some other guy.
