“He’s got that look,” Lazlo announces to the room, pointing at my face. “Right there. That’s the look he gets when he’s lying but thinks he’s being super convincing. The left corner of his mouth twitches exactly 0.2 millimeters.” “What look? There’s no look.” I touch my face. “This is my natural expression.” “There it is again! Classic symptom of AFS. Acute Fabrication Syndrome. First described in the Journal of Made-Up Psychology, volume never.”
