She leans in close, her breath fogging the lens. “I’m actually flattered.” My temperature spikes so high that I consider the possibility that Lazlo has infected me with one of his imaginary tropical diseases. Note to self: create a chart later to analyze emotional responses to being caught. Column A: Professional Mortification. Column B: Inappropriate Arousal. Column C: Why These Should Never Intersect. Column D: Therapy Options.
