“And also, I’m here too. As you can see, I’m not good with motivational speeches or heartwarming words of affirmation, but if you need to talk, I’m here. I’m good at listening. Or if you want to break shit, there’s a rage room not too far from here. I could take you to it if you want. I can swim, but I don’t think I’ll be able to keep up with you. I’m not opposed to painting my nails if you’re into that kind of thing. Or getting piercings, I don’t mind those. But I won’t wax my body, so don’t even think about it. And I draw the line at watching rom-coms. I’ve tried but I just can’t.”
