“I want to meet the person who over inflated your ego. I need a word or two with them.” And I want to meet the person who fucked her over. I’ll have more than words with them. I chuckle at her grimace. “My mom, but can you blame her? Just look at me.” I wave a hand down the side of my face. “I’m devastatingly good looking.” “Mmm…devastatingly annoying.” “Your denial is showing.” “I never said you weren’t good looking. I just said…fuck. I’m done talking to you.” She furiously moves her fingers along the keys, typing a bullshit-ass response. “I think we’ve broken the ice.”
