“Now that you know I didn’t fuck around on you”—I raise a sarcastic brow—“will you take me back and let me make an honest woman out of you?” She cocks her head at me. “You promised you would stop throwing that at me.” “I didn’t promise. The word promise was never used.” She’s going to slap me any minute. “Are you going to tell anyone else about the baby shit?” I say to change the subject, sort of. “No.” She pulls her lip between her teeth. “I don’t think so. Not anytime soon.” “No one has to know until we adopt in a few years. I’m sure there are loads of damn babies waiting for parents to buy
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