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Survival tip #294 Kindness should cost nothing.
Survival tip #167 A truce is just the moment before things turn very good. Or very, very bad.
Survival tip #362 If you have to drink the Grinch’s spunk to survive, then just drink the freaking spunk!
Survival tip #45 Riding dick isn’t for the weak.
Survival tip #170 War and women— they’ll be the death of you.
Survival tip #61 Some things aren’t for men to decide.
Winnings? Are they . . . betting on me? Again
I’d like to choose myself and the dick bouquet, thank you very much,” I tell her politely,
Survival tip #286 Consider your cheese vs man ratio carefully.
I have five men and no cheese. She has no men but lots of cheese. I have regrets.
Survival tip #345 Catch yourself a friend. Use a net.
“Anyone? Get me down?” No footsteps approach. In fact, I can hear almost nothing at all,
“Anyone have a bet on that?”
Survival tip #76 A problem shared is a problem lessened.
Survival tip #90 There’s a time to shut your mouth and a time to open wide.
“Fuck it, then. Take my mouth.” Licking his taste off my lip, I give him the dimple I know he gets off on. “You can even pretend it’s Eden’s if you want.”
“Lucien, it’s time to fetch the grappling hooks.”
Survival tip #323 Two on one makes for wonderful odds.
How is it that three of my brutes are in my room, and they’re all focused on each other? No one’s even kissing.
Survival tip #279 Fuck around and find out.
Survival tip #142 Listening takes more than ears.
Survival tip #319 Your feminine wiles are stronger than you think.
I’m glad for Jayk and Jasper and their little heart to heart—truly, I am—but this isn’t funny anymore. I need to come.
“Got it. World’s worst kitty-eating coming right up. Hey, Jayk, got any tips?” “I hope you fucking drown down there,” Jayk snaps back. Lucky sighs. “Me too.”
“I love you every way.” Trembling, the words tumble out of me softly. “Every day. Every moment. Every piece.”
Survival tip #6 Take them down with you.
Survival tip #291 Bridges were made to be crossed.
Survival tip #181 Wars are won and lost, for the dignity of choice.
“Watch it, sugar. Few more seconds and he might blow,” Jayk drawls, and Lucky lets out a surprised, strangled snort as Jasper breaks the kiss, his head whipping around.
“Jayk, you lasted about thirty seconds longer than he did and with none of the foreplay.” When he stiffens, shooting me an affronted glower, I smile. “Unless you consider watching Lucky and Jasper touching me foreplay, of course.” His brows slam down.
Survival tip #19 Be careful what you wish for.
Survival tip #217 Enemies are just frenemies in waiting.
Survival tip #313 Don’t steal things you don’t really want.
Survival tip #225 There are more ghosts than people now. Avoid people. They’re worse to be haunted by.
No wonder my ghost is a ghost. He’s too dumb to live.
Survival tip #177 Think about the words you take to heart— or they’ll define who you are.
Survival tip #360 A good leader knows when to step back. But also, when to step up.
Survival tip #49 If you move fast enough, your feelings can’t catch you.
Survival tip #182 When hot men want you to slake your troubles on their cock, let them.
Survival tip #305 Bottle anything up for too long, it’s going to blow.
Eden wasn’t made for me.
I was made for her.
“You’re perfect, Eden. You’re the most perfect fucking thing,” I say against her ear.
The little shit is trying to seduce me. It’s going to work, too.
She wants to be my prize, my fuck doll, my medicine. She wants me to use her body in every way I want to use her.
Survival tip #251 Boys are allowed to wreck their toys if it makes them hard.
“Hold still and let me touch you. You’re too dirty to be a good fuck toy for me yet.”
“You have perfect breasts for fucking, pet. I like a slutty little librarian giving them up for me.”
His choice. His body. His hole. I’m only here for him to play with.
Be good. It’s all for him. He’s allowed to wreck his toys if it makes him hard.
