Suppose everybody in California and parts of Oregon runs out the same day, he thought. Wow. This was the all-time winning horror-fantasy that he ran in his head, that every doper ran. The whole western part of the United States simultaneously running out and everybody crashing on the same day, probably about 6 A.M. Sunday morning, while the straights were getting dressed up to go fucking pray. Scene: The First Episcopal Church of Pasadena, at 8:30 A.M. on Crash Sunday. “Holy parishioners, let us call on God now at this time to request His intervention in the agonies of those who are thrashing
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