I’m lettin’ goats stand on my ass twice a week, that seems fair.” He lifts a shoulder. “And it’s borin’. I like a little caramel in my coffee. Or vanilla even. Pumpkin Spice when it’s available this time of year.” I roll my eyes at his basic-ass tastes. “We’ll go shoppin’ tonight after work. But I’m only payin’ for one creamer.”
