Chloe: SOS I need a distraction Preferably one that involves tequila, battery-powered friendship, and zero proximity to Chief DILF Do you need help hawking flavored lube again? Mabel: Oh honey, I always need help hawking flavored lube. Chloe: Thank god My resolve is dangling by a thread And that thread is wrapped around Xander’s towel (Which he was wearing when I LITERALLY ran into him on Monday) I have to GTFO before I dry hump my boss with nothing but Emma’s stuffed unicorn as witness Mabel: I’m not sure I see the problem… Chloe: MABEL!!!!!!!!!!!! Mabel: Fine, fine. Distress call answered.
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