Eighth Grave After Dark (Charley Davidson, #8)

by Darynda Jones

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SOMETIMES I WONDER IF THE PURPOSE OF MY LIFE IS TO SERVE AS A CAUTIONARY TALE TO OTHERS. —T-SHIRT

SOME DAYS I LOOK BACK ON MY LIFE AND I’M EXTREMELY IMPRESSED I’M STILL ALIVE. —T-SHIRT

My death will probably be caused by being sarcastic at the wrong time. —TRUE FACT

A friend will help you if someone knocks you down. A best friend will pick up a bat and say, “Stay down. I got this.” —TRUE FACT

APPLICANTS MUST PASS AN ORAL EXAM BEFORE ADVANCING TO THE NEXT COURSE. —NOVELTY UNDERWEAR

PEOPLE WILL STOP ASKING QUESTIONS IF YOU ANSWER BACK IN INTERPRETIVE DANCE. —T-SHIRT

GOD GIVES US ONLY WHAT WE CAN HANDLE. APPARENTLY, GOD THINKS I’M A BADASS. —BUMPER STICKER

NOPE. CAN’T GO TO HELL. SATAN STILL HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ME. —BUMPER STICKER

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EARTH: THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE. —T-SHIRT

Excerpt: Reye’s