In Times Like These (In Times Like These, #1)

by Nathan Van Coops

“The whole galaxy is in fact hurtling through space at speeds that make trying to calculate for it laughable. The universe itself could be moving for all we know. We highly suspect it is. Trying to hit a mark like that would be like hitting a bullseye on a dartboard attached to a speeding train, while throwing from an airplane . . . with your eyes closed. It’s a useless endeavor.”

“There are thousands of ways to get yourself killed time traveling. Being in a hurry is the fastest way to find a new one.”

“Don’t time travel immediately after eating. You’ll waste a good meal and leave everyone a nasty mess.”