In Times Like These (In Times Like These, #1)

by Nathan Van Coops

“It doesn’t pay to insult another time traveler. In fact you should make it a rule of thumb to never anger anyone today, who can go back and stab you yesterday.”

#TimeTravelHumor

“I lost track of my age some years ago. Now when people want to know, I simply ask them how old they think I am, and then congratulate them on their accuracy.” -Excerpt from the journal of Dr. Harold Quickly, 2105

“I like to believe that my discovery of time travel was for the betterment of mankind, but I must be honest with myself. It has spawned its share of weirdos” -Excerpt from the journal of Dr. Harold Quickly, 2088

“If you post your used concert tickets on Craigslist and someone actually buys them, you know you’ve found yourself a time traveler.” -Excerpt from the journal of Dr. Harold Quickly, 2013

“I used to think thirty minutes was a reasonable amount of time to wait for a pizza. Then I discovered you could have food delivered by time traveler. My standard for freshness has been raised.” -Excerpt from the journal of Dr. Harold Quickly, 2157

You should never pass up good food just to deal with your personal problems.”