Carry On, Jeeves (illustrated)

by P.G. Wodehouse

You may look on it as a test, Bertie. If you have the resource and courage to carry this thing through, I will take it as evidence that you are not the vapid and shiftless person most people think you. If you fail, I shall know that your Aunt Agatha was right when she called you a spineless invertebrate and advised me strongly not to marry you.

uncle. It was one of those jolly, peaceful mornings that make a chappie wish he'd got a soul or something,