“Statistically speaking, people who have an orgasm every day live longer, calmer, more peaceful lives.” All I seem to be able to do is give her a stern look in return. Why is she prepared to put up with my dark cloud? How much more perfect can this girl be to walk in and find me tangled up inside my own ball of misery and yet look past all that? Sage treats me like there’s nothing to make a fuss about. “Look, all I’m saying is that if you’ve got your dick in your hand, I bet your brain would shut up real fast.” Her eyes sparkle. A challenge laid down right here in the middle of this barn. I
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