Someone’s finger touched my asshole. I jumped a mile and leaped off the bed. “Not gay! Definitely not gay!” I clutched my behind like it was on fire. Whip, Violet, and Levi all dissolved into hysterical laughter. It was Whip who practically drawled, “Yeah, you don’t say?” I glared at him. “You knew I wasn’t gay for you?” “You’re about as straight as an arrow, but who am I to tell you you can’t explore?” My butt cheeks were so clenched they could have snapped a pencil in two. “I explored. Lost my map. Maybe got eaten by a lion. Which, by the way, would be preferable to either of you ever
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