The media are giddy as they enter the locker room and make a beeline for Jay’s locker, which is next to Jake’s. The backup quarterback doesn’t get interviewed after games. But they want to crown Jay right there in the Kansas City locker room with the grass stains still on Jake’s ass. And they want Jake to see it. That’s the moment when I permanently lose faith in sports media. They don’t give a fuck about us. They want to watch us burn.
