Fall Too Well (Cozy Creek Collection)

by Erin Branscom

“That whole Taylor Swift album was like a dedication to your shitty marriage to little dick.”

I can’t help it that fictional characters are often better than real people.

“Wouldn’t it be great if we could just order you a good guy off DoorDash?”

This guy gives off Rip Wheeler vibes from Yellowstone, and he is hot in his black shirt and black hat.

😍😍😍

“I’m claiming what’s mine.”

A body that does more hard laborious work instead of a body that was made in the gym.

😍😍

“Beautiful, I’m whiskey, and you’re tea. We are opposite in so many ways, but we go together. I’m not a nice guy, but I’m a good guy. You need to know the difference. I’ll always love, protect, and be here for both of you, no matter what.”