“I’ll taser your dick and balls unless you do what I say. So lie back and hold it to your mouth . . .” Jesus Christ. I haven’t exactly been using them lately, but still . . . There's no need to threaten Austin and the Chipmunks. They’re an essential part of me. What would I do without my cock and balls? Well . . . pretty much everything I’ve been doing for the last year or two, but still. You don’t just threaten a man's junk, for fuck’s sake.
