“You’re taking her side? I’m the victim here. I have plenty of enemies: corporate rivals, that senator whose company I took from him. Yet it’s your petite baker who managed to assault me.” “You must’ve scared her.” “I’m showing up with a bloody head, and that’s what you have to say to me? My PR team is already drafting a statement about a ‘minor household accident’ because I can’t exactly tell the Wall Street Journal that I got my ass handed to me by a cupcake chef.”
