CUM INTO THE DARK

by Latoya Nicole

“Damn nigga, it ain’t even Christmas and you out here giving mufuckas a silent night.”

“I’m going up this mountain, to save my marriage,” I said out loud to myself before laughing. Sheila was strong as hell, and I prayed for her type of strength as I drove off.

I don’t EVER want Sheila’s strength from her marriage 🙅🏾‍♀️😂

Awww hell naw, I know good God damn well I wasn’t being trafficked. I thought I was too old, and my pussy was safe from white vans.

😂😂😂

Okay, so I wasn’t dreaming. Someone was really trying to take my coochie cat.

Why am I laughing at this? 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

“You don’t want to do this. I promise you my cat is played the fuck out. That song by fifty, Many Men, yup. It’s about me and my pussy. When I say ran through, I mean ran through like Forrest ran across the country.”

Not bad mouthing your own P 😂

I threw my hand up again. Closing my eyes, I took a deep breath. Was this bitch really telling me the theme song to The Fresh Prince of Belaire? When I opened my eyes, I went the fuck off.

These jokers are ALL crazy! 😂

“What nigga? I’m so single I’m Kraft.”

“I was thinking if I should marry her or kill her.”

Are those the only options?!? 🧐🤔

“It’s cool, we done anyway. Matter fact, get yall bitch asses out my house. I don’t need this negativity. Thank you for coming out, God bless you, goodnight.”

Not the Russell Simmons Def Comedy Jam goodbye. Lord is HELL! 😂