"What if my feet are ugly?" "I am not judging them for their beauty. I am going to rub them to ease you." I sigh, because he's right and I'm just being silly. "Okay, fine." Gingerly, I lift one foot into the air and hold it out to him. "By the stars!" He recoils in horror. I jerk back, just in time to see him grinning, and then I give his arm a shove with my bare, swollen foot. "You jerk! That's not funny!"
