“You know what you need? A vacation. I bet you just need to relax. Get drunk, forget all about it. It worked for my friend. Tried for four months, everything under the sun. I said, ‘Marsha, honey, you need to just get away and take your mind off it.’ She did. Went to Florida, got drunk off her ass, came back knocked up.” “A whole four months, huh?” “Mhmm.” She chugs her wine, then hands it to Craig for a refill. “How long have you guys been trying?” “Over two years.” “Oh.” She blinks, slowly lowering her glass. “Which one of you is the issue?” “What kind of a question is that?” I ask, shaking
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