“How did you learn to do that?” On second thought, I will not answer anything. I refuse to tell Claire the truth. After she agreed to the contract, I had a minor moment of panic that my existing sexual knowledge might be inadequate. So I called the first professional I had hunted and hired her to give me a sex refresher course—making it clear that this would not be a “hands-on” teaching experience. She showed up with a silicone vagina and a few books, and I took detailed notes. While it’s nice to hear the crash course was a wise investment, there’s no good way to tell Claire that I fingered a
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