Mountain Grump (Mountain Men, #3)
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So whoever is here is trespassing. And defacing public property.
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Lol so dramatic
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Tilda Wright, Mountain Fairy
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What
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He chose death with dignity. Physician-assisted dying.
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Now where can yoh do that in the States?
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“He’s not,” I tell Deerdra. Because it feels slightly more sane to talk to a dead deer over dying flowers. “Honestly, he’s not my type.”
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HAha deerdra is probably a boy
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Admit your butthole looks like an asshole. I shake my head as the smile takes over my features. Who even says that? What does that even mean?
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Who knows lol
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“Fisher.”
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Get this man a book
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Then, with my lips still parted, Ethan kisses me.
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Damn boy
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“No? Then what am I?” I watch him watching me. “I think you’re a good boy.” His lids lower. His body goes tense against mine. And then the hand on my chin shifts so he’s palming my cheek. “Say that again.”
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Screaming
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Doth my vagina deceive me? That dick was big.
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HAhAh ded
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Why would Uncle Jack book me a private plane? Why wouldn’t he just get me a normal ticket out of a normal airport?
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Girl are you bout to be private plane rich??
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He blinks down at me. “Starlight, I’m not going to Vegas as your bodyguard. I’m flying you there. As your pilot.”
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Hes a pilot?????
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“You want to know why I call you Firecracker?” Swallowing down my panic, I look away from the runway to Ethan’s profile. “Because I’m fun?” He looks at me. “Because you’re a threat to the natural order.” My jaw drops. And Ethan grins. Actually grins.
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I love them
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A paycheck.
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Yes immediately assume thr worst
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Clearing my throat, I stand. “Marriage won’t be an issue. My fiancé is sitting in the hall.” The shouting starts again.
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Fuck yeah tilda!
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The skies are clear. The screen flickers. The engine stutters. Then the engine quits. Stops. Goes quiet. And the screen goes black. That’s not good.
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Wtf
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“We-we were in a plane crash,” I whisper. He shakes his head. “We experienced a controlled emergency landing.”
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Lmao ethan...
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“I don’t know. Just use your khaki power-ranger skills and fill the silence.” I suck in a noisy breath. “Khaki. Power ranger.”
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Im dying. Tilda is percent
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I look at his chiseled profile. “Do you have a girlfriend?” Ethan slowly turns his head to face me. “No. I have a wife.”
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This book!!
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Is that a piercing?
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Yay!
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“But I’ll always sleep between you and the door.” The lantern turns off. The room goes dark. And my breath catches in my throat. I’ll always sleep between you and the door.
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Omg he ia husband
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“The more I think on it, the more I wonder if he didn’t manage to get his ghost ass into my plane. Still can’t figure out what happened to my computers before we⁠—” “Crashed.” “—had to execute a controlled emergency landing.”
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Crying
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“Then I stood there until they left.” “Seriously?” I nod. “Then I blackmailed him for thirty thousand dollars to upgrade the public toilets.” “Ethan!” I grin. Good memories.
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Poor luther lol
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But I know I know that pickup.
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If its fisher ill die
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heave out a breath and turn to my Sandra. “Fisher? Really?” She lifts a brow. “Married? Really?”
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Ahhhhhh
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And when I blink, more tears fall. Money. It’s all been about money.
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No
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The return address label has Jack’s name. And Stephen’s home address.
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Wait shut up
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snort. “You’re acting like a kid seeing his teacher in public for the first time. Liza obviously wears more than just her ranger uniform.” Ethan shakes his head. “Nope. It’s permanent. She bathes in it.”
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Hahh
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Into a collar.
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Damnnnnn
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“So be a Good Boy and put a baby in me.”
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Hot damn