Now I’ve gotta figure out what I’m going to do with a girl who won’t be able to go anywhere until I help her change that tire this late at night on Christmas Eve. Not to mention that the snow has already started piling up in the time it has taken me to drive over here. Or, more to the point, I’ve got to figure out how to stop my dick from being ready to leap to attention at the mere thought of this girl nearly twenty years younger than me.

