“Ron, I took a folder out of my bag. Midway through your rant.” “It wasn’t a rant, but let me ring the Queen and get you a medal for taking a folder out of a bag.” “I did it quite slowly and deliberately. A buff-colored folder, not the sort of thing I would normally carry in my bag. I thought you might notice.” “Joyce noticed, I suppose?” says Ron. “Clever old Joyce?” “Well, yes, she did, but the point is moot. Joyce hasn’t seen this folder yet.