Married to the Alien Mountain Man (Cowboy Colony Mail-Order Brides, #5)

by Ursa Dax

“If you say cunni-linguine,” I squeaked, my brain melting into soup, “I am going to lose my mind.” “Oh. Sorry.” His face crumpled with concentration. “Cunni…” “Oaken-” “Cunni-lingonberries.” “Oh, God, please stop,”