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did being an alien mountain cowboy somehow automatically give you fantastic fucking glutes?
Probably. It includes a lot of physical labor (and walking up and down hill, presumably)
“I think you are beautiful. And I would very much like to perform cunni-linguine on you.”
What a romantic, Italian-themed date
“You seem to be… activating my loins.”
LOINS, ACTIVATE!
Truly, an ally to all womankind.
Preach
“The clitorolla.”
Is that Toyota’s new hot model?
