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Society likes to make it seem as though men don’t like thick, curvy women, but that’s not true. Not for me. Not one fucking bit. I like to watch my women bounce. Like to watch my fingers indent into soft flesh. I like tits that can suffocate me.
Grr woof sir
And if getting drunk also includes getting laid by some hot-as-fuck lumberjack… that would also be acceptable.
Agreed
“You want me to take a tequila shot with you, Doll?” Doll. I flatten my palms on the bar for balance. Yeah, Daddy. I want you to take a shot with me. Off me. Whatever.
Lololol
Maybe it’s the way she fucking called me Papi. My blood simmers at the memory. Yeah, Baby Doll, I’ll be your Daddy.
Woo
“And you call me whatever name you want, Baby Doll. But I like it when you say Daddy.”
Scream
“And two waters,” I add. Kendra looks at me and mouths, Okay, Daddy. I narrow my eyes at her.
Haha
The white salt crystals look harsh against the pink of his tongue. Jesus shot-taking Christ. My pussy throbs.
Im dying
Watching Kendra lick the salt off her shot glass a second time might send me into cardiac arrest. But we all got to die somehow. And death by Brat is okay with me.
Absolutely
I’m fifty-six. I’ve been around the block.
Damn son silver fox indeed
“It’s a Korean BBQ burger with gochujang carrots.”
Omg gimme!!?
God willing, tonight, twenty years from now, I’m going to smother myself with those tits. I’ll die a happy, horny man.
Im dead. Sj Tilly with the lines
So I open and let him slide out of my mouth. “Yes, Daddy.” “Christ,” he growls and rocks his hips, shoving his tip back between my lips. “Where’d you fucking come from?” His cock nearly leaves my mouth with every thrust.
This is gonna be wonderfully awkward
It’s the dork on the front porch, holding a row of printer paper taped together, reading Welcome Home Kenny, like I’ve been away on a trip.
Omg dad is cute
“I know, I know. We’ll play it by ear. And since we never discussed it, I might as well tell you now that the starting pay is eighty thousand a year.” He says it so matter-of-factly that it takes a second before my brain retains the information. Eighty fucking thousand? “American dollars?” I ask. Dad snorts, like I was making a joke.
Can i come work?
But I’m not interested in getting up early to have breakfast with him and his old man bestie before they go out fishing for the day.
Ope
I was half tempted to rub one out again this morning, but with my luck, I’d actually pass out and miss breakfast with Joe. And his kid.
Ope lol
“That’s right, Daddy.” I lean into his hold, increasing the pressure of his palm against my throat. “But I prefer it when you call me Baby.” A low rumble vibrates through his chest. “Dammit, woman.”
Omg!!! Joe is right there
But still, I can’t pass up an opportunity to harass my dad. “So… you know what Luther’s R-rated sounds are like? Is there something you two want to tell me? Is that what this breakfast is all about?” Dad sputters for a moment before throwing his head back with a laugh. Luther lays a hand on my dad’s shoulder with a wicked grin aimed my way. “That’s right, Kendra. I’m your daddy now too.” I gape. He. Didn’t.
Im dying
“There she is!” Dad calls out as we pass. “Enjoy your succubus!” I pause. And blink. Luther’s warm hand presses into my back again. “It’s a succulent, you fool.” Dad nods. “That’s what I said.”
LMAO
“Hi, Susan.” Luther smiles at the woman, drawing her attention. Her smile grows even wider. Okay, Susan. Settle down.
Calm down Susan
And my gluttonous pussy throbs. If you’re going to fuck me, then feed me, you might as well wife me.
Agreed
“The second problem is…” He lifts a shoulder. “I like you a brownie amount.”
Awwwww
It’s like getting a glimpse into her future. But it’s not a future I can give her. And I don’t know what to do about that.
Angst...
And even before that, I never really thought about it. Was never really a baby person. They’re great for some people. I can understand the concept of desiring them. But the reality… No, thank you, sir. Not my thing.
Oh good
“So, you’re saying if I murder you, you’ll fling knives out of kitchen drawers.” I cross my arms. “You’re acting like that wouldn’t be terrifying. You could lose a toe, Luther. Do you have any idea how much you need your toes for balance? You’d have to go to physical therapy.”
I adore them they're silly
“… little young for you, yeah?” “Fuck off.” Luther climbs into the truck and reaches into the back seat, pulling a mini pie from the paper bag. Then he chucks it at Ethan.
Lmao!!!
Faux fur, because I’m not a monster.
Thats a green flag
“Crawl to me.”
Wooooof
“Dad, I’m home!”
Oops
“Here you go.” I hold the beer out for Luther. He sits up from his reclined position, taking the bottle. “Thanks, Baby.” My heart stops. He just called me Baby. In front of his daughter. “Goats.” Luther coughs the word while he pats his chest, like he swallowed something wrong. “You can hire them to eat your lawn.”
HAhaa Luther!
My heart stutters. The shout gets cut off. And I start to run. “Buddy!” The coffee falls from my hands. I run faster. It can’t be.
NOOI MDNGnaabhVgzkd
Then I bite down on a laugh when I see Doug, a regular, walk up and press his body against Joe’s back as he tries to join the hug.
Lmao
I kiss her hair again. “You ready to go to our room, Baby?” She turns into me, pressing a hand to my chest. “Yes, Daddy.” Heat pulses down my spine. “Nope!” Joe yells loudly from close by. Kendra slaps a hand over her mouth. “Nope. Nope. Nope.” Joe holds his hands up as he walks away from us, shaking his head. I can’t help it. I laugh. Loudly.
I literally chokd
