“I have missed you. The friend I used to have. I don’t like not being able to spend time with you. So I came to sweep you off your feet and kidnap you.” “Aww …” He steps right toward me, teasing creases by his eyes. “That was very nearly romantic until you brought felonies into it.” “See? You admit I am romantic.” “I admit you are almost romantic.” “I stole your key for you.” “More felonies. You really should have stopped while you were ahead.”