“At least you fuckers get to wear pants,” Gibs huffed, wobbling into the living room in knee-high, red-leather platform boots and a ginger wig. “And if you think toilet-roll tits are bad, try having balloon tits!” “Because Ginger Spice has the biggest boobs,” my sister called over her shoulder as she readjusted my tits. “And I already explained the dress situation. Hugh’s and Patrick’s legs are too hairy.” “I’m not sure if that’s a compliment or an insult,” Gibs mused, scratching his chin.
